It's Kind of a Funny Story.: Archive

I'm not even mad.

So, a couple days ago, my dad comes over and tell me that he won’t be going to the ren faires anymore and that he was returning the faire clothes that Aaron’s step-dad let him use. I didn’t really ask why though. Then today, Aaron’s step-dad, Beau, asks me if I know what’s up with my dad and that my mom has kicked him out. I had no idea that happened, so I texted my...

May 19th

Starting on the 20th of May

I’m going to start changing. I’m going to start working out and eating better. I’ve already eliminated soda from my every day life (16 days without so far). I’m uncomfortable with how I look no matter what people tell me. Yes, I’m not fat, but I am still uncomfortable with how I look and I’m going to change that. I want to love how I look. I want to love...

May 18th

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May 5th

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Apr 12th

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My Hawaiian Creation Myth

A long time ago, the only things that existed were the gods of the four main elements (fire, earth, air, and water) and a giant, bright yellow dragon. Fihula was the goddess of fire. Ealeo was the god of earth. Ainipo was the god of air. Wapahoa was the goddess of waters. The dragon, Lonoilu, was a fiery, ill-tempered god who hated with a passion being around the other gods. He felt as though...

Mar 22nd

Because I Needed to Get This Off My Chest Or I...

A while ago, I was hanging out with two of my best friends at a restaurant. One of them asked if the three of us could all hang out because she had some news for us. She was depressed and was going to see a therapist soon and wanted to let us know. I have so much love and respect for her and some jealously, too. She’s getting the help she needs and I’m just sitting here all alone in a...

Mar 17th

Hey! I'm In The Newspaper!

Not ours, but the Pomona Daily Bulletin. :D “Logan Houck, of Azusa 9, takes aim with help from Brianna Shaw, 20 of San Diego, at the 11th annual Los Angeles County Irish Fair and Celtic Music Festival at the Fairplex in Pomona March 10, 2013. (Thomas R. Cordova/Staff Photographer)” BOOM. I love teaching archery.

Mar 11th

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Happy birthday to me. :)

Dec 11th

So Today,

(First some back story: Last week, I was sitting in the cafeteria when this girl comes and sits down next to me with the rest of the nerd table. She has a big Twilight lunchbox that nobody says anything about but decides she has to explain how much she hates Twilight and thinks that they’re just big sparkling gay fairies. After some debate about vampires between her and the three-four nerds...

Sep 12th

I Need To Remember This.

(and I’m too lazy to put it on paper. xD) www.mystudentdental.com The $8/month plan works with Anita Verma in Poway. Once my financial aid comes in I’m gunna go back to her, talk to her about my dental plan, and see what the new (hopefully still not $4000) estimate is for fixing my teeth. :3 Yay.

Sep 5th

OMG.

The Dark Knight Rises was the most awesome movie ever. O_O I’m still reeling over it. AHHHH.

Jul 20th

Man.

I really want some pancakes.

Jul 10th

It's 95 Degrees In Perris.

And my stupid mind thought: “Yeah! Hot Cheeto Fries are a GREAT idea, Brianna!”

Jul 8th

Get It? Get It??

Aaron: * starts rubbing my left foot*
Me: Oh yay! My poor foot. It was feeling left out.
Aaron: Hehehehe.
Me: Yeah. Because you always just rub m-
Aaron: Teeheeeheee. Left foot.
Me: Wha-OH! Bahahaha! Left foot, left out.
 xD We're dorks.

Jul 4th

Looking Up Classes For Next Semester.

My registration date isn’t for about 3ish weeks but I’m trying to figure out a schedule right now so that I can wake up as early as possible and register when the time comes. Making a schedule is hard. xD

Jun 30th

Food For Thought.

Sometimes it’s extremely nice to hang out with just your significant other. It’s also just as nice to hang out with your best friends. But then there’s hanging out with yourself. That’s something that can always be cherished.

Jun 29th

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Jun 13th

TACOS!

Jon: There are 10 tacos in this box for you and Aaron.
Me: Sweet!
Jon: Yeah. 5 of them are without lettuce and 4 of them have lettuce.
Me: Awesomeee.
 (a minute or two later)
Me: Wait...what does the last taco have if 5 have lettuce and 4 don't...?
Aaron: I wouldn't ask, it'll just hurt one of our brains.

Jun 12th

Seriously?

Apparently the dogs have had an empty water dish for two days now. I haven’t noticed because I rarely go in the room that their food and water is in. If you noticed two days ago, why didn’t you get off your high horse and fill it up? If you can bullshit around in the morning for an hour before getting ready, and then bullshit around for a couple more hours when you get home, I think...

Jun 8th

I've Got An Interview At Sea World

:D It’s on the 25th which is awesome because that’s the last day of Aaron’s graduation vacation and we’ll be at Sea World anyways so I can just bring some nice clothes and change before the interview. They’ll be like “Oh! You’re sunburnt!” and I’ll be like “Hell yeah I am! I just spent many glorious hours playing around in your...

Jun 6th

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Grrr...

“Not super fantabulous, but hey free movies.” Bitch. I would absolutely LOVE to work at the theatre and not just because I’d get free movies.

May 27th

I Have No Chance.

Why would they want me when they can have some skinny, really pretty, funny, floozy like her. Why did I ever think I had a chance against her.

May 23rd

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It's Not Fair...

I’ve been trying for MONTHS to get a job at the theatre. MONTHS. And you come in, barely a week after moving back here from Washington, turn in an application four days ago, and they call you back for a second interview. I don’t like you. I really don’t.

May 23rd

This Paper

Is going to be the death of me. :D

May 15th

May 3rd

OMG HOW EXCITING!

I finally got a passing grade on an English essay! Only took all semester. XD

May 2nd

EEEE! HOW EXCITING!

My friend Annie, who works at a theatre I’ve been applying to for months, just told me that I’m going to be called in for the next group interview! AHHHHHHH. :D

Apr 30th

That Annoying Moment When

You’re told at 10pm to finish the other 4 loads of laundry you have that night so someone else can work on their giant mound of laundry because they “really need to get it done” even though they haven’t worked on laundry in a month just like you and could (read: should) have worked on it during from time to time because they knew they were leaving on a week long trip and...

Apr 22nd

I've A New Love.

Doctor Who. Sorry Aaron. XD

Apr 22nd

OMG.

This LITERALLY happened to me last Thursday when I was taking my math test. :O

Apr 22nd

“Red is hot and spicy, like standing too close to the fire. Orange is warm and...”

– A Redditor’s attempt at describing colors to a blind person.

Apr 21st

I Drove To School This Morning!

:D And tomorrow, since Aaron’s turning 18, he’ll be able to let me drive places. His mom thinks that you have to have someone over the age of 25 with a valid license to teach someone with their permit to drive, but the lady at the DMV told me straight up that anyone 18 or older with a valid license can teach me. SO HAH. :) I’m going to ask to drive EVERYWHERE. x)

Apr 17th

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itsdamnfunny: BORED? Y U NO LAUGH?!!

Apr 14th

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Mine Is Winnow Greenlaw. :) →

Mar 29th

Why?

Why do people want to talk to me most when I’m very obviously watching a movie with headphones in my ears?

Mar 28th

Mar 27th

I'm Going To Change My Name

Victoria Von Doom just sounds so much cooler than Brianna Shaw. xD

Mar 22nd

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Mar 20th

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Ohmygawd.

This paper is killing me. My alarm is set to go off in 5 hours. >_< I’m definitely not getting a lot of sleep tonight. I’m going to be miserable tomorrow. I think it’s a pajama day. I hope it’s not raining. DAMNYOUTUMBLR. STOPBEINGSOADDICTING. SIGH. Guess I should get back to my paper.

Mar 19th

Made My Day.

XD Some guy comes up to me after my class ends and asks me if I know what yesterday was. When I tell him it was the 14 he asks what else yesterday was. I say pi day and he starts busting up, high fives me, and walks away calling me a gangster.

Mar 16th

“You know you’re getting old when you get excited about buying a new couch.”

– Drew

Mar 15th

Dogfort.

Come in dogfort. We have infiltrated the base, and done so in a…most inconspicuous manner.

Mar 15th

I Hate Money.

I wish it wasn’t such a big necessity.

Mar 14th

Anonymous asked: bra or bikini pix plz. kthnx XD

Mar 10th

xD *Phone Rings*

Me: "Hello?"
Person: "Hello?"
Me: "Um. Hi?"
Person: "Is Hugo Salvadorian there?"
Me: "No, I think you have the wrong number."
Person: "Don't play with me."
Me: "Um...I'm not..."
Person: "*Silence*"
Me: *hangs up*

Mar 7th

Sad.

Feeling lonely today..

Mar 6th

I Love Lunch Time.

Random kid whose name I should know: Woah! I thought ladies were supposed to be gentle?
Annie: Fuck no!
Me: I want to meet the ladies you know because I will fuck them up!

Mar 5th